Thought of you Dean when I read this

dbusguy · 02-07-2010, 12:39 PM

A Scottsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

**deano** · 02-07-2010, 07:51 PM

**MiNd_tRiP** · 02-07-2010, 11:52 PM

awesome

Groovetube · 02-08-2010, 05:44 PM

fuck I didn't see that one coming.

**Town Girl** · 02-08-2010, 09:19 PM

baaah d

02-07-2010, 12:39 PM	#1
dbusguy Just Driv'n Through Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On the streets of Mississauga Posts: 687	Another sheep joke A Scottsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, Not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

02-07-2010, 07:51 PM	#2
deano Administrator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 15,273	__________________ OWNER / ADMINISTRATOR

02-07-2010, 11:52 PM	#3
MiNd_tRiP Rip It! Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 4,045	awesome __________________ Rock'N'Roll Jesus with all my nails on, all I need is a blunt and a bail bond, and give these blind motherfuckers something to feel on

02-08-2010, 09:19 PM	#5
Town Girl Mwah! Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At the end of the rainbow. Posts: 13,499	baaah d __________________ I live in my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here. ¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸¸.·'´)¸.· '´)¸ «·.·¨`::ßëâR::´¨·. ·» ´(¸.·'´(¸.·'´`'·.¸)`'· .¸)`

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02-08-2010, 05:44 PM	#4
Groovetube Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 935	fuck I didn't see that one coming.